Pete Sampras

I don't know what it is with tennis players, first Andre, now Pete. I realize Pete has been going bald for a few years now, but I don't follow tennis. Last time I saw Pete his hair looked like this:





Much to my surprise, those beautiful locks are slowly disappearing. Here's recent pictures of Pete:








I know Pete is hanging onto what little hair he has left, but he may want to consider an Andre Agassi hair style at this point...

LeBron James of the Cleveland Cavaliers

Oh LeBron James, I am dubbing you the Bret Michaels of sports. Instead of bandannas, which I imagine would be difficult to play basketball with, you use head bands.



Here's a pic of his hair before:





And here it is now. You can see it slowly receding from both sides.








You may defy gravity at times, but you cannot defy nature (even if YOU think you can).

Commissioner of Major League Baseball Bud Selig

Who commissioned that toupee?




Thanks to reader Stan for bringing this toupee to my attention! Stan writes:

"He's turning 75 next month and he must not want to look any older, because without that terrible looking hairpiece I bet he looks like a fossil."


This guy has been the interim Major League Baseball Commissioner since 1992 and the Commissioner since 1998. He's been accused of bad judgment in handling the scandal regarding steroid use among players. If they ever took him to court over that issue, they could just submit pictures of him with this toupee to prove his poor judgment. That would be a home run of a case.

Larry Bird!

Larry Bird, former Boston Celtics star, must seriously need glasses because his hair piece isn't fooling anyone. Notice the two colors of hair, the lighter color on the top and the darker on the sides and bottom.


NCAA Championship Game - April 6, 2009


At least now we know why Larry Bird hasn't attempted a comeback like every other NBA all-star...he definitely let himself go a bit when he retired. One website thought this was a fat guy in a Larry Bird costume. If only that was the case...


May 24, 2007