Balding douchebag of the month, Tiger Woods

Make that of the year. These days Tiger has more to cry about than his bald head. Every day I wake up and check out the news and find yet another woman is claiming she had an affair with Mr. Woods. And each story gets worse and worse. Today 26 year old Jamie Jungers reveals that after Tiger visited his dying dad in the hospice, he met with Jamie. Later that day Jamie was with him, wearing nothing but her underwear, when Tiger found out his dad died. Classy. So here's to you Tiger, our very first Balding Douchebag award!





Now we know the real reason you are balding - stress from keeping up with all these women!

Tiger Woods!

Awww don't cry Tiger. You knew we would figure out your secret sooner or later. Awhile back, I began to notice that all of a sudden famous golfer Tiger Woods was never seen without a hat. Every golf game (and practice!), every press conference, even when he was hanging out with the family, he had a hat. And you know when that happens a light bulb appears over my head and a blog entry is born.

With Tiger, he is balding from both ends, front and back. So a hat is the only effective way to cover this up. The first shot below, of the front of his head, is from a golf tourney where he wore a hat the entire time. However, for just a few seconds he took it off to wipe his sweat, revealing his hair line. In the second shot, he was receiving an award from golf great Jack Nicklaus and out of respect removed his hat. While he may not have all his hair, he still has his manners.









Wipe those tears and embrace your baldness Tiger!