Dane 'The Douchebag' Cook




I wonder how someone who isn't funny becomes so famous for being a comedian? Funnyordie.com calls him the Bret Michaels of comedians. Another website called him the Gallagher of our generation. I have to agree with both comparisons. He is talentless, and more importantly, he annoys me. He steals jokes from other comedians. Constantly. He even steals jokes from drunk people I went to college with. Oh and don't get me started on his movies. Well he's gonna start needing to find hair pieces or hats to steal pretty soon...


Here he is in May 2009:






and on June 27, 2009:










We'll definitely be doing a follow-up report on this hair line.